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Who Should He Marry? Why Of Course!




The Ideal couple? A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of N5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several ! times the N5,000. She gives him back his N5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no memory of what to do with them.
nice one.......(ogunstate)
nice one.......(ogunstate)
i beg my friend this kind man no love himself he suppose to...(Guest: )
@guest, na true talk you talk so my brother men na wa ooo...(kemmygirl4uall)
this kind of man go soon croos over to the other side oooooo...(lolomaxi75)
Sorry guys for this might sound totally unpatriotic but my c...(Guest: )
This guy no 4sight atall he be like say na him pololo he de ...(Guest: )
NA WA OOOOOOOOOOOOOO...(bodpass)
I like the person way she marry. u no say has he marry dat o...(Guest: )
i like that..........(okoyeray)
guy u're senceless, y dont u choose de hardworking one dat w...(Guest: )
men, i hail this man oh well he get wetin everyone they find...(bodpass)
men, i hail this man oh well he get wetin everyone they find...(bodpass)
na woooooooow ohhhhhhh....this man no be man....na idiot.......(Guest: )
the man na the bigest mummu for Niger...(Guest: )
Why him no want woman whey go be a good mamma. someone with ...(iyabo)
LOL, the babes just dey waste time with the man..its obvious...(poisonivy)
who be this poison ivy wey no want old topics stay old???...(sandygurl)
Okay Sandy in a way you do have a point. The blue padlock i...(iyabo)
mek I pull up chair siddon for front with ma pop corn and gi...(ahanna)
Round one ding ding!!...(iyabo)
Sandygirl, ask ahanna who poison Ivy be..oshisko, dem no loc...(poisonivy)
joke wasnt too bad but am a man and i hate big boobs..i hate...(tino_ogs)
wetin dey happen Arinze... d padlock no dey work again?......(ogunstate)
How much do they pay you for weak jokes?...(Guest: )


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